Let's talk, Ladies...
Don't you hate it when you're reading your paperback "Mommy Porn" at the pool or beach, and that super gossipy chick from your church totally busts you!
Or when you're on the bus or the subway trying to unwind after a hard day at work and some skeevy weirdo is leering at you after seeing that notorious book cover?
You're not alone.
Sometimes it might not be appropriate to fly your freak flag out in the open, especially in places like church, your in-laws house, or quiet reading time in the classroom. It can lead to embarrassment and unwanted advances or "Judgey-McJudgerson" getting all pious on you. Nobody wants that.
Well, today is your lucky day!
Introducing the "50 Shades of Ssshhh!" designer book cover from Studio Pebbles:
Go from, "OH NO SHE DIHN'T!" to "Oh, how nice!" in a matter of moments.
For the low price of $0.00, you can download and print your very own!
Simply print the .pdf using legal size paper (8.5"x 14") or larger, on landscape and borderless setting (or take it to Kinko's or Staples and have them do it), be sure not to choose the Scale to Fit option. Then, trim along the outside edges and along the cutlines, fold and place on your book!
TA-DA!
You're days of being judged for being openly horny will be over, and if you run into your pastor in the waiting room at the doctor's office, you won't have to turn 50 Shades of Red with Shame while trying to stuff your book into your purse in warp speed!
The Ladies version comes in your choice of 4 Designer Prints, with the socially acceptable title of "Daily Spiritual Devotions: A Woman's Guide to Rejuvenating the Inner Goddess" By Anastasia Steele.
and Gentlemen, we didn't forget about you!
Why hide your copy inside the latest issue of The Economist, when you can slip on a "Fifty Shades of Ssshhh!" for Men, aptly titled "The New Guide to Contract Negotiation: 50 Unique Actions to Increase Results." by C. Grey. In your choice of Shade of Grey, or Silver Tie.
Don't wait! Get yours today!
Download links:
- Ladies Blue Straps 50 Shades of Ssshhh! book cover. (.pdf)
- Ladies Floral 50 Shades of Ssshhh! book cover. (.pdf)
- Ladies Soft Limits Chevron 50 Shades of Ssshhh! book cover. (.pdf)
- Ladies Orange Straps 50 Shades of Ssshhh! book cover. (.pdf)
- Gentlemens Shade of Grey 50 Shades of Ssshhh! book cover. (.pdf)
- Gentlemens Silver Tie 50 Shades of Ssshhh! book cover. (.pdf)
("50 Shades of Sssshhhh!" Designer Book Cover is property and copyright of Studio Pebbles 2012. All Rights Reserved. For Personal Use Only, not for Resale or Redistribution. Please direct all inquiries to jenniferpebbles AT gmail DOT com.)
ENJOY!